Joleigh & Isabella's Seventh Blog

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Week 10 : Quiz

HW : Read Toward your IRP goal.

We walked into class, slumped and dealing with the mourning of our leader the ultimate green bean soldier. We sat in our cold dark seats as we no longer had the will to live because our leader was gone. We did the same thing as before and took our binder reminder and wrote down our agenda, but shortly after we all began chanting the chant of the green bean soldier that he used to make us do. So, we did it in his honor. While doing this, dust began to rise and we all began experiencing symptoms of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and some of us began falling just like green bean soldier. 

We then watched our take minute video about breathing exercises, but suddenly our new righteous leader, a young royal capybara, marched into our class room yelling, "And a HUT and a HUT," and he told us that we imminently needed to go to silent reader's workshop. Then, suddenly a man came in on his horse and began harassing our capybara leader and nearly killing him, but Capybara thought quickly and said, "Um, do you have pets?" The man replied by saying that he does. 

Capybara asked their names, and he said Ollie, Oskie and Felle and proceeded to grab Capybara by the hips and throw him out the window. 

We then continued along with our day but a sudden strike of joy came across our classrooms because we all seemed to remember our chickens and we all came together in a circle and began our chicken dance while our capybara leader was being kidnapped and we didn't even notice because we all got busy ordering our chickens from craiglist for 20 bucks each we finally noticed when he was 10 feet up in the air with a radioactive beam shooting straight at him and when he finally fell back from the radioactive beam he was turning green so we did the only reasonable thing we could think of to do we killed him. respectfully. once we finished his burial our new leader arrived and it was Oskie which was the fish of the roya lOskie the Royal Fish didn’t just swim he glided through the lukewarm tap water of his cracked goldfish bowl with the authority of a thousand suns, staring at us with unblinking, bulging eyes that seemed to scream, "I have seen the beginning and the end, and it looks a lot like fish flakes." He demanded immediate silence by blowing a single, perfectly spherical bubble that popped with the force of a sonic boom, vibrating our binders and making the Craigslist chickens we just bought start clucking in a rhythmic, terrifying unison. Oskthen commanded us to bite his toes off so everyone began screasming because he has no toes that's when he transformed into Simon who is the true owner of the fish and now a shapeshifter.Simon didn’t just stand there; he expanded like a piece of bread in a toaster, his skin shimmering with the colors of a discarded oil slick. He looked at our terrified faces and decided that his first act of business as a shapeshifter was to turn into a giant, sentient stapler. He began lunging across the desks, stapling our $20 Craigslist chickens together to form a feathered chicken that he claimed would lead us to the promised land of the lunchroom. We were still coughing from the volcanic dust, but the sight of a 4-foot stapler chasing a giant chicken-blob really helped us focus on our silent reading. Simon then shouted that if we didn't finish our agendas, he would transform into a middle-aged substitute teacher who only talks about his cats and never lets anyone go to the bathroom. we then were instrocuted to take out our bizzario devices and take our week 10 quiz and once we finished  rolling over our toes, we were struck with inspiration and began chanting the Green Bean Soldier's name so loud that the radioactive beam from the ceiling turned purple and it seemed as it does everytime the chimes rang and we were sent to the dilmore dungeons as we are everytime our english sessions finishes.